KILLER PAINT JOB

[MY JXI]

I AM LOOKING FOR A FREE PAINT JOB ON MY 1997 CHRYSLER SEBRING CONVERTABLE IN EXCHANGE FOR ADVERTISING ON THE CAR OF YOUR WORK,THE CAR HAS A FEW DOOR DENTS,BUT NO RUST OR BODY DAMAGE.I AM RETIRED AND LIVING ON A FIXED INCOME, SO A NEW 3000.00 PAINT JOB IS WAY OUT OF MY PRICE RANGE.IF YOUR INTERESTED CONTACT ME AT ALLAN_RICHLEY@YAHOO.COM

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[Johnny Racer]

I am sorry to report that I don't think any of us here actually paint cars.

[RacerRon13]

WOW....that's a new one.  I once painted my old '88 T-bird, but told everyone I was drunk when I did it.     

[wheremiat]

Yeah man, we "paint" cars for a game, not real cars. I think Maaco is gonna be your cheapest paint job but its also gonna be a cheap paint job. Sorry for the confusion.

[ChazOutlaw]

 Hey you guys..hush.  Anyone can paint a car. Just hook me up with a case of beer, and a case of spray paint, and i'd whip you up something really wild lookin. 

[Johnny Racer]

I wouldn't let Chaz paint my tricylce.  LOL.

[SPONGEZILLA]

I wouldn't let Chaz paint my tricylce.  LOL.

Hey, after a case of beer the paint flows like Picasso. 

[coloradojrfan]

Hell, after a case of beer, noboby cares what it looks like....

I painted my first car, a 1947 Cadillac 4 door, with a can of black gloss enamel and a PAINT BRUSH, out in front of my parents house.  It looked pretty good actually, as I remember, it was very very hot that day, and the sun beating down on the paint kinda helped the brush marks to flow out and also helped the paint to dry very fast.

That was a FUN car, bought it for $25.00, drove it for a year, managed to knock reverse gear out pulling neutral drops, and sold it for 50.00 to my Dad who drove it for another year, missing reverse gear and all.....

Big old boat, above 80 degrees, the damn thing vapor locked all the time, so I carried a couple of gallons of water to pour on the fuel pump.  It smoked like a chimney, got 12 miles per gallon of gass and 12 miles per quart of oil....

[wheremiat]

haha classic